At this point I just have to laugh. Anyway, S had off today and I really wanted us to go to the Clerk of Courts together to get the docs verified (Not that it's unsafe in that area; but I AM carrying VERY important papers). I called to verify that the place we were going could indeed verify our notaries. They said they could. Well we get down there...make our way through the info desks (plural) and end up with a woman who actually knows what in the heck we're talking about. So then after discussing our "plight" with her coworker, informs us that "they" took their microfiche machine. Yeah, the one they need to look up the notaries.
Mercy! For real? So it didn't get done today either. :) Strike 2.